Previously on The Great Bill Saga:

Read Part I
Read Part II
Read Part III
Read Part IV

Megatron:  I should reply to Mr. Hodge.  In fact, I think I will.  "Dear Mr. Hodge.  I thank you for your kind offer.  I love you as well.  This tiff... although it really isn't a tiff, since we haven't even met them yet, none the less bothers me.  I accept your proposal, but am unable to pledge a donation at this time.
Yours truly,
[email protected]"
    There, that should cheer kind, lovely, Mr. Hodge up.
I feel like killing something.  Let's attack those friggin' invaders.
Yeeeesssssssss.

The Predacons move out, advancing to attack the main.. and only.. camp.

An X-Tra runs up to Picard

X-Tra:  Sir!  The scanners have picked up some unusual readings outside the perimeter.
Picard:  Damnit man!  I was downloading... well. never mind.  Never underestimate the power of the Force.
X-Tra:  Uh.. sir?  You banned foreshadowing yesterday.
Picard:  Man, damnit, man...  don't contradict me!
X-Tra:  Yes.. sir.  Whatever.

X-Tra quickly departs.

Cut to temple on outskirts

Skin:  No!  That does not go there!  You heathens!

The builders move the giant statue of Mr. Hanky to the other room.

Just then, the temple is attacked by the Predacons.

Seeing as how we don't feel like boring ourselves to death writing a lengthy battle, we won't bore you to death with the details.

But,basically, Skin hails the other Members of Gen X and they fight the Preds. Just when our heros have seen their darkest hour, out of nowhere come.....
THE MAXIMALS!!! (& Wolfsbane)

Darkest hour?  Kewl.
I didn't write that.. one of the other writers did.

As always, good triumphs over evil,and the Predicons retreat.

By this time, several other of the "head honchos", for lack of a more interesting term, have shown up.

For "head honchos" read: Picard, Janeway, Sisko, Xavier, Goliath, Sheridan, Matrix, Aeon Flux, and, of course, Bill.

Bob comes running up to them:  Hey!!  Wait for me!!
Matrix: BOB!!!!
 

Bob screams like a girl and starts running for the foothills.

Cut to Predacon base

Megatron:  I'm so excited, and I just can't hide it.  Yeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssss.
 

Megatron goes to his computer console and logs onto the Internet.  He creates a chat room in the Macrosowft Gaming Zone.

Megatron:  Now.. where is the lovely Mr. Hodge?

A PhlxHodge logs on and joins the chat room.

Historian's Note:  The following is an actual transcript of what is believed to be an historical conversation.  The first of many conversations between Megatron and Cameron Hodge.  Their alliance nearly destroyed the universe 400 years ago.  Click here to see it.

End of a very short part five

Of course, it you want it longer, we can always add the chat transcript onto this.  The chat went on for several hours.  You sure you want the transcript on here?