Previously on the Great Bill Saga:
 
 The Great Bill Saga Part I
 The Great Bill Saga Part II
 The Great Bill Saga Part III

Back to the conference table.  Everyone is packing up and seems satisfied.

Matrix:  So, that's how you become a Ranger.  I'd've never guessed.
Marcus: So, now you know.  You wanna join?
Matrix: There's no training camp.
Marcus: We shall build one. Over on that continent.(Points to horizon)
Delenn: I'm assuming I have a say in all this?
Marcus: Of course, Entil'Zha.  What do you think?
Delenn: I think it's a good idea.
Picard: Consider this the first co-operative act of the new alliance.
Sheridan: What alliance?
Picard: The alliance I was hoping to form.
Ivanova: Oh.  That alliance.
Q: Are you really going to trust someone who claims to know the meaning of life?
Mulder: Trust no one.  Does anyone have any coffee?

Scully walks by, and pulls Mulder along with her by the ear.

Scully:  Mulder, we're leaving now.
Mulder: We? Us?!  Does that mean you'll marry me?!!
Scully:  Uh.... Mulder, we're leaving!
 

They exit

Goliath walks by.
Why?
Because we want him to.

Goliath: If we are to have an alliance, we should have a treaty.
Q: The big, purple bat is right.
Picard: We just finished discussing the treaty.  It's not my fault you weren't listening.
Q: Then why don't we sing it?
Chamber: I don't sing!
Q: I meant sign.. sorry, the typo demon strikes again.
 
Cut back to conference table, where the delegation is sitting and talking over the terms of the treaty.

Skin(Walking past): I want a billion dollars and a jet!
Brooklyn: What about a billion jets and a dollar?
Picard: No...No wait, something's not right.
Riker:  Maybe it's the teen gangster who's asking for a billion dollars and a-
Picard: Damnit man! I’ve lost my train of thought! I know! Bill! You are not the One! Carry on, people.
Skin: And I want to form a religious cult.
Sisko: I don’t see what's wrong with that! A new religon! Sure Mr. Espinosa, You can create a cult. And have a billion dollars and a jet.
Skin: SI!?
Brooklyn(Who’s the only other guy in the whole delegation whose listening to this conversation): WHAT?! Then I demand a motorcycle!
Sisko: Sorry. We're a little short on bikes.

Quark, who's been spending all his time making sure his bar works, passes by.

Quark: Have some beer. Complimentary. You want more, come to my bar.

He gives a glass to everyone in the conference.

Time passes. Quark's bar (Turned Casino)is full and everyone is getting drunk. The discussion resumes and the treaty is signed....

Data, Riker, and various other people are playing poker.

Riker: I bid 20.
Wolverine: I'll see yer 20 and raise ya’ 10.
Riker: I'm in.
Data: I will as well.
Banshee: Yep.

Legion comes skipping by and peeks at everyone's hands.

Legion: Let's play Memory!
Beast: Um... no, David. Maybe we'll play Memory later.

Legion sulks. He then looks over Lexington's shoulder.
Legion: No, not that card. That one.

He then walks over to Wolverine and says:  You're bluffing aren't ya?

Wolverine: GRRRRRRRRR.......

Cut to commercial.
Fabio (Holding up a package of Dove): Hello. I am Fabio.  Everyone's favorite romance novel model. I am also the guy on the ‘I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-butter’ commercial because my career is in the toilet.

Enter Skin:  Get lost, Spice Boy!!

Pushes Fabio off screen. Hear a fight off screen.
Skin runs on screen. See Skin holding up a package of Dove.

Skin: Buenos Dias!  Hola!  I'm Angelo Espinosa. Everyone's favorite homey billionaire from Generation X. Do you suffer from dry, cracked, irritated skin? I do. And with 6 extra feet of skin, Ay Caramba!  That's why I use Dove. It lathers nicely ,moisturizes and leaves me smelling....*SSSSNNIIIFFFF*.... Positively scrumptious! Dove is 1/4 moisturizing cream, and 1/4 lard, 1/4 soap and 1/4 bird droppings. (pssst...That’s why it's called “DOVE”)
So if your skin won't get off your back, try Dove.
(Cheesy smile)
 

Back to Bill

Cut to Quark's Bar, where Q and Bill are having a deep, philosophical discussion

Q: So, I've been an omnipotent, married being for 3 days, 13 hours, 12 minutes, 35 seconds, 23--sorry 25 nanoseconds.
Bill: Spiffy.

Cut to clearing near campground next morning.

Skin: And the Great Kyle said it was lonely being a Jew on Christmas.  Thus our first commandment is:  Thou shalt not be a lonely Jew on Christmas.  Thou can be Jewish, but not a lonely Jew on Christmas.  And the Great Cartman said that they were his Cheezypoofs.  Thus our second commandment is:  Thou shalt not eat the holy Cheezypoofs.  Nor shalt thou let thy feline eat thy holy Cheezypoofs.

Bill walks by

Bill: What are you doing?
Skin: Sisko gave me permission to create a cult. I'm creating the 6 commandments
Bill: 6?
Skin: Yeah, 6. One for each of the boys, one for Chef and one for Mr. Hat. Gotta problem with that, hombre?
Bill (in thunderous voice mode): I am not 'Hombre'! I am the One!

Skin looks at Bill. Yawns.

Skin: Now, all I gotta do is recruit people.

Cut to Predicon Base.(I'm all giddy,A plot! An actual Plot!! HAHHAHAHAA! tee hee.. well, a quasi-plot anyway...)

Megatron: So, you failed to retrieve the pod?
Waspinator: (Buzz) um...yes?
Megatron: This is not good,No! I will not lose the Beast Wars!

Megatron checks his E-mail

Megatron: What is this? An e-mail from someone called Hodge? (Yes,Hodge. Remember him? He was originally in TGBS #1 {We had some contract problems})

Megatron (reading e-mail aloud): Mr. Tron. It has come to my attention that you are in bit of a tiff with the invaders of your planet. I also share this situation, and I feel your pain. I propose an alliance. We have great weapons and technology. Our allies are the nice Borg and the wonderful Shadows. Please reply.  We will send you milk and brownies.  We love you.  So, please, help us out and pledge a donation today.

Yours [email protected]

Megatron: Cameron Hodge? Yes...that may be very ....beneficial.

Authors' Note:  This was originally intended as a 5 part mini-series (hence the file names mini) whose sole purpose would be to humiliate certain characters.  Needless to say, we have more than 5 parts in mind.  Especially seeing as we are just now introducing an amazing new idea known as a plot line.  Yes, we know, we couldn't believe it ourselves.  It's.. revolutionary!!
 

To Be Continued in The Great Bill Saga Part V