Bill's Grade 1 Picture

Bill is the One. He is all-powerful, all-seeing, all-knowing etc etc.

His family consists of: Will and Lil.

Will is his evil twin brother, and Lil their cross-dressing, sex-changing, black sheep of the family triplet.

Also, there's Bill's clone, Phil.

However, we're not going to get into to how *that* came about... it's just too complicated for a simple page like this. You'll have to wait for the "Lost Bill Stories", coming soon, which detail Bill's life before "The Great Bill Saga". Well, bits and pieces of it anyway... you don't see the boring stuff like.. umm... well there was the time he was on the Titanic..and decided he wanted icecream... .umm.. let's just not get into that, shall we?